DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?
homestuck is everywhere you can’t escape it. Betty Crocker baked goods? homestuck. buckets? homestuck. Zodiac symbols? nope, homestuck. apple juice? still homestuck. kid named John? yep, even that’s homestuck you piece of trash.
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
all right, you’ve convinced me.
the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha
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THIS IS MY SCHOOL
I ATTEND THIS INSTITUTION
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.
so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay
that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.
SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY…
Dragons there are three different stages of a dragon’s home.
- Den: At this stage the dragon is just moving in. A den has nothing in it but the dragon. It is where they eat, where they sleep, and essentially, they’re just trying out their new home. They don’t even know if they’ll stay. It is…